this is the last thing i needed to hear right now.

goddamn, he’s not even trying

show me kobe getting postered by luka doncic.

okay seriously what happened to kd? i never thought he was jesus, but my god.

are you saying dwight howard and austin rivers are not marquee free agent signings?

after the inevitable nuclear armageddon, there will be two things remaining:

in a battle of the Dumbasses Who Can Also Play Decent Basketball, who wins: Beasley or Dwight Howard?

“chowderheadedness”

“rescue refused”

see, this is what the world needs more of.

this is the ultimate heat-check.

top 12 protection is surprisingly good for a team that just used the 14th pick on a bloodstained gurney.

when you’re 6'6, you can just stand there and look spooky. when you’re 5'9, you have to actually BE spooky.

okay, yes, he’s a young kid, but come on.

A group of science-minded Haitians, tired of oppression, create Haiti’s first nuclear warhead, and launch it towards the country that has fucked them over for centuries. That scenario is horrifyingly plausible.

I mean, at least the bucks can run some wacky Giannis-at-center lineups... D12 would have been a hell of a pickup ten years ago, or 20 years ago, or... any time but now, but the fact remains that this is the exact wrong time to sign him. The fact there were other, better, non-stupider centers available makes this…

I was confused when the wizards (and bucks) passed on Rob Williams. I was even more confused when the wizards traded their only non-Ian Mahimi center. I was less confused when Williams overslept and then missed his first practice, but I’m even more confused now. I mean this isn’t Jan Vesely stupid, but it’s stupid.

I was already pissed when they picked up Zubac’s option. But this is just stupid. Who are they holding out for? Wilt Chamberlain?

Winning a series by 100 points simply means they won in blowouts and lost in close games. And exactly how did Houston not have their number? They were up 3-2 before CP3 got hurt...

this has been on my mind for so goddamn long, i’m glad to see the idea gaining widespread traction.