There’s something very comical about a dude who makes a 6'7" player look like an ant. Like, RJ Barrett just kind of stands there and then Tacko just puts the ball in over his head like you’d dunk on a 5 year old.

He had a couple of blocks in preseason where he was in a different zip code than the shooter - his absurd length offsets his lack of mobility to some extent, but his movements are never quick. Does not get as many rebounds as he should because of that. Everyone wants their bigs to be able to switch and defend the…

The mobility was a concern for me too until watching him vs Zion in the tournament, I thought his lateral movement looked decent for a guy his size, and like you said, with that wingspan he can recover far faster than most guys when he does get beat. 

I dunno, you gotta worry about joint injuries to a tall player who jumps that hig ... ok, never mind.

Pretty sure that’s the same body language as “this is a 30 point NBA game in October.”

It’s truly mindblowing that he went undrafted after his performances in the tournament, especially considering how good he looked against Zion and Duke. It’s just bizzare to me that 30 teams thought there was no place on their roster for a 7+ footer who can rebound and block shots... Seemed worth a flyer just on…

Thinsanity. 

My favorite part was the "wtf am I supposed to do with this" body language from the Knicks d every time he caught the ball deep.

Then again, as recent as *quick google search* this year, Shaq is selling shoes in China with Chinese companies. So, you know, fuck his hypocrisy.

Well, or so we thought. 

Even Shaq’s take is wrong though. We don’t and shouldn’t respect values that are counter to basic human decency. China is literally harvesting organs from people. We don’t have to respect that shit, and we should be hearing it condemned by everyone every single day.

“Republicans buy sneakers, too.” I mean, “Chinese fans under a Communist government buy sneakers, too.”

Everybody knows the appropriate place to stage a protest is somewhere out in the deserts of Utah.

I do this to my son and he usually kicks me in the nads and I drop the ball. 

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

I’m willing to risk it to meet whoever yelled “Hey it’s that guy who’s going to jail!” at Michael Cohen.

Never meet your heroes.