why in god’s name would I voluntarily take a chinatown bus? 

In what fucking universe is Otto Porter a “trusty” veteran?

NBA games are harder and longer (tee-hee) than college or high school games. also, road trips.

he’s attempted one before, a real one, against the pelicans.

cop

calm the fuck down

Most of that comment was very good and mirrors how I feel about these “electability” shenanigans.

argh. can every team just have all of their country’s best players? yes, i’m fully aware that australia would have ben simmons. big fucking deal, we’d have lebron. i miss 2008-14 usa basketball.

well, that’s one way to show you can score at the 5.

what in the absolute fuck?

Don’t worry, Dolan will be right with you with another stupid fucking folk song.

the Thomas Bryant deal is actually really good in my eyes, kudos to *checks notes* ERNIE GRUNFIELD???

this is what we call the “hope he has a spontaneous heart attack and dies” defense. it only works on russell westbrook, for obvious reasons.

Normally i hate people yelling at pro athletes for their effort or lack thereof. but holy shit, this was absolutely hilarious

Every time he shoots a contested 19-footer I want to hate Russ so much but then he does some goddamn adorable shit like this and my heart melts

How the fuck did she have the balance to continue skating after that?

jesus christ, i didn’t know sabonis could do that!

what the hell is happening in cleveland? 

Waiving him opens up a roster spot for a young guy, right?

well, most of those guys are recent. a lot of overlooked talent in the early nba days, like wilt chamberlain.