Large American Man Dunks On Hapless European, Receives 5-year, $500,000,000 Contract, Injures Both Knees, Fades Into Nothingness

if it were a pure basketball decision, he would have gone to the sixers. this was a pure marketing move, and i hate that fact.

I’m glad it’s over but I wanted to see a LeBron-Joel Embiid pick and roll...

~1200 pounds of grade-A mostly non-American beef.

We are honestly, disturbingly close to jettisoning trash into space.

The only player who has experienced a sharper decline than Dwight is the guy who he wanted to team up with six years ago.

I want to jettison every reporter in the world into deep space.

With the second pick in the 2018 NBA draft, the Sacramento Kings select...

This is the one situation where “shut up and dribble” is actually appropriate.

Dwight would be my favorite player if his shooting range was longer than a paperclip... he seems like a genuinely nice guy, it’s a shame he’s in basketball purgatory in charlotte.

Really though, who would want to play for the Kings?

With the first pick in the 2018 free agency, LeBron James selects...

2010's Decision was also absolutely stupid, but at least I could partially blame LeBron for turning it into a circus. Now, I have yet to see LeBron utter one word about his FA, and the media spectacle is even worse. Ugh

exactly why does lebron not win finals mvp?

can we have one season where no one gets hurt? I don’t seriously think the pelicans would have gone further with Boogie healthy, but seriously, just about every contending team that wasn’t the cavs or warriors got fucked over by injuries. ugh.

The Warriors have to have the most annoying fans ever. 2010 Lakers fans are close.

Is it just me, or is the universe conspiring to make the NBA finals as stupid and bad as possible? As a result of the Celtics having half their team in the hospital, and their collection of scrubs and teenagers were not, in fact, able to defeat the best player in the game, and because Chris Paul got hurt at the exact…

-LeBron gets away with a goaltend in the Pacers series.

Plot twist: Bryan Colangelo was actually Kevin Durant’s burner account.

“...probably the only coach in the league he’d HAVE to listen to.”