Bullshit. That’s how I throw a football.

Still an improvement over their starter.

In other words: How much cock could a socialist cocksucker suck if a socialist could suck cock?

No

Would also recommend America’s Favorite Pastime by Todd Snider, a wonderful song about athletic accomplishment and psychedelic drugs. Which is not represented in folk music often enough.

Merrill should know this. He played for the Steelers most of his career!

Yep. Never won anything.

Counterpoint:

They’ve been willingly in bed with the bigots for 50 years. They’re just surprised that this time around they’re the ones wearing the ball gag.

Everybody should check out No No: A Dockumentary if they haven’t already. Also I couldn’t get my phone to post this gif properly.

[takes drugs]

Hi Merril!

You’re harping on the wrong clause. Hodge is just saying that nobody has ever had drugs be their friend. Inanimate object make terrible friends. I should know. I’m so lonely.

Merril Hoge is a gateway hot-taker.

Not sure about winning or losing, but I know my father has been much less annoying since he stopped drinking beer and started using medical marijuana.

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

And waste good squirrel meat? Now who’s the monster?

Cool story bro.

Thanks, it feels nice to be congratulated.