The case you cite is a criminal matter where as this is a matter of civil law, particularly contract law, rather than criminal law. It is one thing to be ‘responsible for your own actions’ but it is something else to attempt to sue someone for violating a contract that the terms of the contract itself stated a minor…

Eh. Now, if he pretended to be a yacht and sailed into an end-zone row of whores....

20 year old and Hellcat. Sounds safe.

rather surprised at his forward vision, good read on a lot of the gaps, all the ones I would take too.

Meanwhile, at the Dodge Marketing Department...

After a shit day of horrible happenings, this was a welcome respite.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

What you cannot tell from that picture however, is that it is not actually 25,000 Texans, but rather 2500 Texans that take up the same amount of space. Everything really is bigger in Texas.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Sure. You can do whatever the hell you want with art on your end. I certainly have relationships with lots of works that are very different from what their creators intended. What you don’t get to do is browbeat artists into making the kind of art you want. You get to decide if you want it when it’s done. You don’t…

Jacob:

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Stick a sock in it. People hated Hillary long before they knew who Bernie Sanders was.

Why you giving me false hope that my Chiefs can win a home playoff game??? Damn you Deadspin! (Puts on foam finger)

This is some of the most thorough sports analysis I have seen on deadspin in a while. Good on yinz.

Collinsworth was delightfully brutal this game. As Houston repeatedly ripped through the O line like a it was a pillow fort Collinsworth kept repeating a variation of “take that tackle out or both he and Siemian will be killed.” And he slagged Norwood a ton and wondered why he kept being put back in the game after…

(NFL Analyst trying to psych himself up for a hot take) “You know, when the Chief’s defense gets healthy and Maclin gets back the Chiefs are going to be dangerous in the playo—who am I kidding? Their quarterback is Alex Smith. The Chiefs sit on a throne of lies.”

Kubiak could have played for the tie, and instead went for the win and took the loss.