Socialist cocksucker? Tell me more about this intriguing socialism. How does one sign up? Asking for a friend...

“let me start by saying, I’m a true blue all American John Wayne style tough guy. I’ll kill ANYONE for any reason, at any time. I’ll kill ANYONE who does ANYTHING to fuckin’ displease me. We do things different up here in Maine, ok? We don’t do “safe spaces”, we do UNSAFE spaces. We got fuckin’ bear traps and live…

“Honorable douchecanoe, I request your ear regarding a matter of great importance. Go fuck thyself.”

The right to bear smooth-bore single-shot exeternally-primed muzzle-loaded arms.

Just a few points: first, Drew Gattine probably deserved to be called a cocksucker. Liberals from the Portland area are the worst...and I’m a liberal. Second, LePage’s behavior is unfortunate because there’s a lot to admire about the guy. He was homeless at age 11, working odd jobs to eat. He didn’t speak English (his…

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

“I’m not a racist! I just say and believe super racist stuff. That doesn’t make me a racist!”

“excuse me, sir, I’d like to kick you in the nuts”

I don’t care for wings so I saved my special moment for the Verizon store. I was invited to never return (as was my dad in a completely unrelated breakdown. )

Remember kids, better be safe than sorry!

No that's digimon!!!!

Ted Nugent, still a fox. Well, not a real fox, or he’d hunt himself for sport.

It’s like looking into a mirror!

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

ROLLERFUCKING

We need new events:

Donald Trump is Bear Donald Trump and his entire candidacy is a bear conspiracy...

Seen here post transmorphication:

Counterpoint:

I don’t know what he was expecting.