Yes, and it’s pretty stupid to have this happening here. People forget how to drive in a wintry mix, and all it takes is for a couple dunderheads on a bridge and nobody’s going anywhere.

You’ve heard of Twitter.

So when Bobby was Jags OC, he lived a couple of doors down. If you read Deadspin, you probably, like me, tend to think that these guys are someway special, different from you and me. I can assure you that a more common fuck has never existed. There was no light shining above his head, nothing to make you think that he…

They just need to build their own infrastructure; make it a company town. It’d be like when Homer goes to work for Hank Scorpio.

Jabaroni 

“You seem to know more about it than I do,” he said. “That was a long time ago. Maybe someday you could come over to the house and we can sit down and have a long talk about it.” I told Jerry Burns I’d like that, and we said our goodbyes.

Fuck all that crap. There’s exactly one season, and it’s Party Time.

We don’t need expansion right now (just keep the number of teams, drop the wild-card playin game and we’re good) but it’s interesting no one mentions San Juan as a possibility.  (Hell, let’s talk Havana.)

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

New York could use a second team

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

his quad injury was a matter of quantum uncertainty

I guess he couldn’t see downfield because of the tears

They gotta play Liechtenstein’s anthem before every match now, right? 

“I wish someone would save our soccer team!”

There was a lady I was once interested in pursuing romantically. Out of curiosity, I looked at her profile on a dating website (I knew her IRL but I had seen her there as well), where she listed The Lexus and the Olive Tree and The World Is Flat among her favorite books.

Yeah, I think he’s credited as the first guy to ever use an analogy. 

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but…