“My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too creative.”

New players. A new coach. A New era for the USMNT. New tournaments to conquer. Time for a new (even newer than the last one) crest. Something more American and true.

Coaching- the only job were playing the odds makes you an innovative genius.

Royal Bank of Canada is a huge entity here. If the suit is valid, that means the single largest banking institution in the country has basically no idea what it’s doing. Unlike America, that’s a big concern here.

You know, I used to think that too, but it turns out that they rule.

There is an MLB catcher effectively named Sweet Christ??! How have I missed this?

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

That wasn’t enough of a warning.

Partial to the Chargers one as well

The Charlotte Hornets one works way too well

I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

When it comes to a career total of wins, 69 sounds awesome in theory but then you do it and realize it actually sucks.

The consensuses seems to be:

Not only did Gruden only win his one and only Super Bowl with Tony Dungy’s talent but he also had Bill Callahan’s Raiders playbook so he knew all the calls and Callahan in his infinite stupidity didn’t even think to change his team’s verbiage so the Buccs defense knew what the Raiders were going to run the minute the…

It’s not that most cops are bad people. It’s that when they kill somebody, nothing fucking happens.