It’s truly mindblowing that he went undrafted after his performances in the tournament, especially considering how good he looked against Zion and Duke. It’s just bizzare to me that 30 teams thought there was no place on their roster for a 7+ footer who can rebound and block shots... Seemed worth a flyer just on…

Nah the Suns’ staff was considered one of the best in the game in the late 2000s, they were apparently big on biometrics stuff that helped Nash/Shaq/Grant Hill perform well late in their careers.

I keep thinking back to how their current ballpark opened as Enron Park, and while they’ve long dissociated themselves from Enron (they had to pay $25 million to remove all the signage and rename the stadium!) but I feel like the “smartest guys in the room” legacy lives on.

“I feel terrible for your brain, but this is tremendous content.”

Would be a great signing for any contender with depth/quality issues at receiver.  I’d love a guy like Gordon on the Ravens because hes not a slow tight end or inconsistent rookie.  Just a dude who can make plays on the ball

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

They couldn’t figure out what they wanted to be. First it was nice but reasonably priced Steakhouse, then Steakhouse sports bar, then high end sports bar. Brunch, then no brunch. It was weird and profit margins were too small. My friend took over the space, opening a tap room for the family brewery and it’s blowing…

Supporting ethnic cleansing to own the libs, eh?

you do know that Cech is left-handed....

The new color rush uniforms are weird

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

I mean, he greatly expanded executive power, packed courts, whipped up Islamophobic fear of foreign threats for political gain, and oversaw nationwide gerrymandering favoring Republicans. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney’s MO was literally to establish a permanent Republican majority in the federal government. How is that…

It feels like NOT having a cannon is the path to successful adulting.

Fuck this shit.

This is pretty standard stuff. Gotta burn through those vacation and sick days before you leave your employer