No disrespect to your alma mater, but Cal should totally eliminate their major athletic programs. They run counter to pretty much everything else going on at the university and don’t really have a recent tradition of glory to hold on to.

Hey Albert, this may be a shot in the dark, but the past few days I’ve getting notifications from people starring a comment I made on this article over two years ago, yet when I make comments on new articles I’m still stuck in the grays. Any way you could help pull me out? I think my comments are good....enough (and…

I live on the internet and the consensus was it was funny as hell

boo to bad weather everywhere

Fellow New Yorker here, it’s been raining sheets of ice for six hours and the winds are so strong they’re setting off car alarms every twenty minutes. Seriously, take the extra day in Cali, go for a walk or drive or something.

That ESPN has done more digging and felt comfortable flipping a correction could mean that they’ve unearthed more information that confirms Schlabach’s reporting.

LMAO Kinja Legal Eagle Advice Team is out in full force today.

My guy, AMC literally put the “spoiler” in the promos for the show. Like: “tune in Sunday to say goodbye to an old friend. It’s Carl’s last episode.” They’ve been running them on TV for days. I’ve never seen a minute of this show and even I knew Carl was going to die this week (at 9/8 central, only on AMC).

Agree 100%. PSG’s spacing and creativity on breaks and in front of the net was so bad. It was like they had no idea what to when faced with a back line that they simply couldn’t outrun or outmaneuver.

Ah, I had assumed they blew up here AFTER Chelsea got rich, for Yanks who wanted to support a Top-4 club in a city they might actually visit, while still getting to root for an underdog. Kinda like how most of the new fans I know now pull for Spurs.

I feel like half of all Americans between the ages of 25 and 35 randomly picked them as their favorite team once NBC got Premier League rights and now they dominate the discourse so much the rest of us have to suffer along with them.

• Promotion and relegation is literally a bylaw of the sport; MLS has been in violation since its inception.
  

LOL if his plan was one-and-done to begin with, who cares? I think he’ll probably learn a lot more traveling around Europe for a few months than hanging out in the dorms and sliding through Freshman comp.

Alberta is their Texas, so geographically it checks out.

Or just expand the playoffs to 8.

a central UNC in the league’s replay office seems like a response to that requirement not always being fulfilled.

Small Wahlberg was throwing a damn fit because his team was losing.

My theory is that shortly after he fucked up his back, he was possessed by a spooky, cowardly ghost which caused him to be too afraid to throw the ball deep or take hits in the pocket. It’s the only explanation I can come up with!

Imagine if Ravens fans were exactly the same but also all VC-inflected maniacs.

It has been stated that we will only refer to the mascot in the singular form - Phoenix. I think that’s a great idea in concept, but see reality playing out far differently. Nearly all school mascots are referred to in the plural form (Darts, Vikings, Braves, Wildcats, etc.), so when you think about cheering, “Go…