Clearly, they can’t ask for his signing bonus back, as the injury he supposedly failed to disclose turned out not to be so serious as to prevent him from playing football.

In the Kinja justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the cops, who ask for the charges; and the commenters, who debate whether or not they are warranted. These are their stories.

This should be the disciplinary process for things like fights in the NBA playoffs as well.

😢😢😢😢😢

Cs get degrees

My team runs a chemo clinic, we’ll be happy to take that cancer off your hands.

I’m 100% the cheerleader who won’t let the pain of losing interrupt my troop respecting

Reading this piece made me want to become best friends with John, until I got to the part about Train.

Football is absolutely not more fun than soccer. Maybe being in game situations is fun for some, but it unquestionably has the most brutal practice regimen. Kids put in the work cause they love it and are willing to sacrifice to be able to play it, but if they’re just looking to have a good time any other organized…

I mean, I’m not celebrating, but we did fail to qualify in absolutely the funniest way possible.

lol it’s not like he bought them man

Bendan Broyle IMO

Wait, why do you lack salsa???

I hate to nitpick grammatical issues, but shouldn’t the wording of this headline reflect Deadspin style guidelines and go something like “The Brewers Smoked Two Thick Dongs”?

Yeah totally, we’re all too busy playing Candy Crush on our dang cell phones with the volume on the headphones all the way up to pay attention to what’s going on in this country. That’s why there have been no protests and Trump’s been able to get so much of his agenda through. It’s like everybody’s forgotten about…

I jumped into this post to stan for Russ in the comments, then I saw the tweet in question and was like, yeah that’s fair.

Right but you’re still being honest about your feelings, even if you’re not throwing a tantrum. If a hurricane was rolling through tomorrow, you wouldn’t be standing in the middle of a foot of water pretending to trim the hedges. There’s a big difference between picking up the slack and pretending that reality isn’t…

You can do lots of things any one time, but relationships are about patterns of behavior. And if you get stuck in the trap of havng to deny reality and hide your own misery in order to make your spouse happy, that’s not gonna end well for you.

She calls him out for it, yeah, but he doesn’t seem conscious of it. Honestly seems to me like a relationship born from a class divide.