Bro, if you’re in the kind of relationship where you have to literally eat shit in order to placate your wife’s feelings, I guarantee you that when you start seething with resentment it won’t be about something that happened three years ago.

This shit is insane, and exactly why I’m still single.

For real. I have no idea why Burneko wrote this clause, because it clearly doesn’t describe the couple in this story:

I can’t speak for HamNo but Press sums up my feelings here: https://alexnpress.com/2017/08/08/left-police-unions-labor-movement-uaw-racism-teamsters/

Yup, whenever you’re searching for an active shooter, gotta keep an eye out for the people who are hiding and running for their lives — classic murderer behavior right there.

It’s amazing how Aaron Rodgers goes from being the greatest QB of all time to a guy who should get benched after two consecutive inaccurate throws because “Hundley is the future at QB and we should see how many 1st round picks Rodgers will net us.”

Yes, spring is the worst season and fall is the best, no question.

Everybody always asks about flying cars, but flying carpets would really be so much better.

What’s the point of doing something like this and not posting it online? The kids are good, Patrick.

Just depends on your peers really. Mine will all be watching Sunday so I don’t want to get ahead of them.

I don’t see the conflict; you of all people would clearly be justified in downloading the episode.

This whole affair has made me feel for Kyrie so hard....

IIRC a big part of the reason there are so many Brits in GOT is that they film half of it in Northern Ireland, so it’s a lot cheaper to cast actors from that talent pool.

lol owned

that dude definitely fucks

They’re playing right now! They’re like 5 games into the season.

Unfortunately we define market value by how much other teams pay

Weird how it happened right after the incident with his teammate, just a new sensational story about the Cowboys pushing the old one out of the news cycle.

But those matchups would be relatively few, and the occasional novelty wouldn’t make up for abandoning the league-vs.-league format, which has actual meaning. Baseball is the only sport where the leagues play under different rules, and there are real bragging rights involved, even among fans.

this is a pretty good explanation of that phenomenon IMO: