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“Saved by the bell” is a boxing idiom, so the headline should have been “Peacock KOs Saved By the Bell”. The “condemns” thing makes it sound like the idiom is about, like, executions.

won’t someone think of the poor, unfortunate millionaire having to deal with a minor inconvenience? how dare that villainous process server try to do their job to pay their bills. don’t they know who Olivia Wilde is???

People are served notices at their job everyday. She shouldn’t get a special exception because she directed Booksmart.

Dou you know how you prevent shit like that of happening to you?

When a process server look for you at your home address or office you receive him or make an appointment for a later date, instead of trying to avoid and dodge it, because that’s how you get this kind of situation. Respect the job of the others and they

They did and he has not.

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I hope someone asked him if he’d seen this clip.

Sorry, but having a songwriting credit on a pop song doesn’t actually make you a songwriter. When you start to get a bit of pull, your management starts lobbying for songwriting credit as part of your contract, to ensure you have an income stream.  Often the contributions the stars actually make in material terms are

You’re mixing up Noel and Liam.

Could not disagree more. I thought this was the best episode of the season so far. But taste is subjective, so what can you do? My main objection with this review is that you left out any mention of the excellent skit with a socially awkward Kyle Mooney getting bizarrely overexcited and over-analytical about a casual

People who ridicule entertainers because they personally aren’t entertained by them are entirely missing the point of life. 

I thought you were smoking weed through your own diarrhea, so this bizarre aside at least ended up substantially better than expected.

It also proves that it was nothing but crocodile tears for himself during his speech. If he felt actual remorse, he’d have left.

Road Trip > American Pie

Surprised he didn’t just give that mugger jabroni a beat down

Are you and your company deeply tied to the leader of a regime who is invading a foreign country? Is your company the result of massive graft and you were able to purchase a state owned company for pennies on the dollar? Is your wealth tied to corruption and being best buds with a maniac with delusions of recreating

Why shouldn’t she be? That movie owns.

Jesus Jezebel’s coverage of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has been dreadful. I hardly know where to start.

Oh come on. Zalensky’s star power is undeniable. I don’t understand why Jez would complain about the attention he’s getting. Prince Harry and Duchess Meg got saturation coverage for months on end and they’re tedious dullards who have a fraction of Zalensky’s charisma.

I really appreciated that he became a stadium-sellout “rock star” comic, and threw it all away to play genial weirdos in movies. Once he started doing urbane romantic comedies and taking on upper middle class dad roles I soured on him a bit, but at least he was doing it to fund his personal fine art collection. When

I was wondering how long this series could go?  Stede Bonnet was a pirate for like a year at best, he was hanged in Charles Town in 1718, having outlived Blackbeard somehow.  He also didn't really kill anyone until his final battle when he got stuck in a river like an idiot.  Piracy was a crime but murder wasn't as