Their relationship reminds me of when Jenna Moroney had a fake relationship with James Franco in an ep of 30 Rock to cover for the fact that he had a fetish and a relationship with a Japanese pillow he had to hide a all cost. Her contract also mentioned that they would have to have a public fight in a Jamba Juice. I…

This looks bonkers and I 100% will watch it. 

This tweet is for you:

It was pretty fucking cool.

When I saw “that particular scene” I was expecting discussion of the analingus scene.

I see I mistakenly credited the Tusken tribes’ murder to Bane instead of the Pyke Syndicate. I apologize for the screw-up. It was my blunder and I have been fired for it.

If you aren’t familiar with the plot of Cheaper by the Dozen, it’s basically The Brady Bunch (or Blended, for Gen Z crowd).

If they really wanted to do something new with the concept, I wouldn’t have said no to Zach Braff and Donald Faison as the couple.

Early on in high school my mom encouraged me to go to a church movie night youth group type thing. I didn’t know anyone there and no one really introduced themselves before the movie, so I sat on a blanket by myself while the first Cheaper by the Dozen played and I wondered how long I should continue to pretend to…

In other words: we’ve already decided on the narrative (Justin Timberlake bad, Janet Jackson good), and we’re not deviating from it now.

Truly a damned if he did, damned if he didn’t situation.  

Alright, now I’m pissed. I was not expecting to have to sympathize with fucking Justin Timberlake of all people today. But that passage there—

Uh, he was intentionally dressed like a dock worker, as he was a guy who just bought a ferry. Were you really that baffled? 

I’ve said before these SNL reviews are one of the first things I read on Sunday mornings, often before I’ve watched the episode. I’ve been worried they weren’t long for this world since word came out last December of what G / O was pulling...so this week’s news was expected but no less disappointing. I’m glad at least…

The coach who plays inspirational songs in the locker room, please

“Outstanding Performance on Effort” is a fine piece of understated comedy. 

We were lucky to have him as long as we did — he was in-between meals:

His NAME was Robert Paulsen.

Also, singer Meatloaf (Marvin Lee Aday) has died. He will always be remembered for his music and numerous acting gigs, especially in Fight Club...where he will always be known as Bob “Bitch Tits” Paulsen...

buddy, that exchange where she explained that money can be exchanged for goods and services really had me laughing.