Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?

Well this should finish off the corpse of what was left of Deadspin. RIP. Again.

I feel you. Chicago 2015. We are living on the second floor in a two bedroom walkup with our four year old son in Uptown. I wake up early one morning because I think I heard something. I look around and find our front door open. All three locks including the chain that is near the top of the door have been unlocked. A…

Summerfest in Milwaukee.

South Side.  

Seconded. Khaki pants just really do it for me.

I have a 135 LB Bernese Mountain Dog.  I call him ‘Yellow Dog’ because he sleeps all the time.  No one gets the reference.  

The universe is endless. But we were the only ones to figure out life. This Jersey Shore watching, Trump electing, Macarena dancing species was the ONLY one to figure it out.  Yep.  

Was puncher ever identified?  Quick google search would tell me no which is amazing.  

Nice 

BOOBS

The answer is Good City Brewing in Milwaukee.  

Watched the original with my 9 year old over the weekend who was seeing it for the first time. I hadn’t seen it in 20 plus years. It holds up.  That mall rollerblading scene was every 90's kids dream.  

She hasn’t spoken to either parent?  Add ungrateful fucker to the list.  Geesh.

Have fond memories of both these places. Especially the Davis where I never successfully found a seat that didn’t have a loose spring poking my ass.  

Same on Police Academy.  In my 8 year old brain, I thought they were pretending to be turkeys in the safe sex scene.  

I’m in Milwaukee. Exact same opinion on this side of the Lake. Little to no (vocal) support for the orange tyrant in the Milwaukee area but head 45 minutes north or west and it gets real Trumpy (exception being Madison).

I like Arnett’s spin on classic host.  Few misses but lot of hits with me. For my 8 year old, best show on TV.  

Vacationing in Tempe with in-laws. My father is going out for a run in the morning and I head my smart fatass to the air-conditioned gym for a run on the treadmill with a view out to the road. We part and I see him head off. 20 minutes later I see him come sprinting past the window and think ‘wow, he is really moving…

I actually just watched Avatar with my 8 year old son this past weekend which was the first time he had seen it. He absolutely loved it and was very happy to hear that a second one was in the works. So I guess to answer your question, he cares. But he can’t drive and I’m indifferent so it doesn’t amount to much.