For someone with such good taste in books, Brightness, you’ve missed the mark with this comment. Flames! Flames on the side of my face!

Take it back... Clue is not a bad movie... I will Fight you... 

Home Alone totally holds up. I watched it with my kids last year and they could not get enough, and I liked it a lot more than I remembered.

Space Jam for me, I’ll never watch it again because I know without a doubt I’ll hate it.

A few notes:

He has been a loooong known POS. As Barstool Sports looong been known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is the classy website that ranked the appearances of teachers arrested for statutory rape of students.

Pratt Wife 2.0 looks at Chris the same way my sister’s dog looks at me when I have Beggin Strips in my hand.

I don’t care if there is a pandemic still going. You should read Station Eleven.

I’d like to think that I’m a secure enough person that if an ex wrote a book and talked about our relationship, I could just avoid it. I am not that person though. I’d read it in one sitting. 

There’s still time for a Harry Potter spinoff where Sheeran plays a heretofore unknown Weasley child whose job at the Ministry of Magic is to go around to the wizarding schools to make sure everyone’s using the correct bathroom for their gender at birth.

Where are you getting your information as to what occurred? Nothing listed in these articles or released gives any indication as to misuse of the prop by the actor. In fact it specifies that the discharge was *during* filming which suggests the prop was being used as intended. 

He could have very well been in a scene where he was required to fire it at the camera, we don’t know.

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The PA who got paralyzed was the safety person for a lift that was going up and down.  Her job was to let people around the lift know when it was moving.  She decided to sit UNDER THE ARM OF THE LIFT on the device and poke at her phone.  She was, I’ll re iterate, the person who was assigned to keep people aware of the…

While it is a somewhat minor detail, I’m really struggling with that pants steaming part. Not even because it’s creepy behaviour, but because that sounds horribly uncomfortable for the person wearing the pants. Like I read that sentence over several times as I couldn’t understand why someone would do that.

The thing about Spicer is that pretty much everyone who came after him made him look like a better person.

She’s absolutely irredeemable, but I will give her some points for the literary flourish in describing Kushner as “Rasputin in a slim-fitting suit.” I audibly guffawed when I read that.

She’s had an epiphany. Good for her. Now she can fuck off.

Starting to think these animals can see the writing on the wall with us and the pandemic and this is their way of signaling a power grab. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the next couple of decades hiding in my basement with an old black-and-white TV, one season of “Saved by the Bell” on DVD, an oil drum…