I wished they had used this joke in the tribute to Norm Macdonald, as it is one of my favorites. “The state of Michigan has now made it legal for the blind to go deer hunting. The main backers of the law? The deer.”

Headline implies they fact-checked and found actual murders confirming. Abysmal journalism.

“Obvious prank makes for great misleading article header”

More like Tod Browning’s Freaks, whenever I find out someone I like is actually jewish I’m like ONE OF US ONE OF US

The best part of the 2nd Conan clip above is when Andy Richter describes Norm’s joke as like having someone take you on a 4-mile hike to show you a dog turd. Norm falls off the couch laughing and shakes Richter’s hand.

The Post has to point out the actual age of consent to make it clear she is not accusing someone of a legal crime, just a moral one.

Am I the only person that doesn’t actually find it all that weird that they don’t wash their prepubescent children every day? Children are not adults. They don’t sweat all that much and they don’t get nearly as smelly when they do.

It might be odd for you or I to go so long without showering, but six year olds simply…

Eh, they seem more down to earth than most celebrities, especially Kunis, who reminds me a lot of the Russian Jewish immigrants I knew as a kid. And I guarantee their kids are vaccinated. Honestly, if she wasn’t constantly sticking food in her hair and resisting sunscreen (so that it ends up in her hair), I’d wish…

Andy Dick though can go fuck himself.

Colin Mochrie might be pound for pound the funniest person to ever live and he deserves one million dollars for his Cameos.

2:22 in: “People assume that I just live this super privileged life, like Richie Rich, and that just wasn’t the case. It was actually the opposite.” [marina in the background]

I already said this in the “Carol of the Bells” feature, but I’ll say it again: I like my nice TV friends being nice to each other. And hey, if Ted Lasso isn’t your thing, then far be it for me to tell you how to feel about it. Personally, I don’t need sustained conflict; I already have that every single goddamn day…

Donda esta no bueno.

The ATL reminded me of Dr. Nick Murdock from Scrubs, (played excellently by Sean Hayes for merely that one episode,) from the first season, if anyone remembers. He was, like Ted, endlessly optimistic and nice ad nauseum, and then at the end of the episode he crashed, hard, when the insufficiency of his optimism became…

Dude will take any pain shots and performance medications he’s given by the training staff, likely had all of his immunizations as a child/teen, yet won’t take this one for.... reasons? What a fucking dumbass. Cut him.

At this point, if you are too stupid to get the vaccine, I’m thinking you probably are not smart enough to learn an NFL playbook.

The Myles who is currently replying to you does. But the Myles who wrote this review did not, since I purposefully wrote about each episode after I watched them to avoid having hindsight cloud my initial reaction.

As fantastic as Kendall’s ending speech and Logan’s faint, grim smile were  (Dad is proud of you at last, killer), the scene that will stick with me was Tom’s moment of truth-telling at the cove (the one without a sea urchin). Matthew Fuckin’ MacFadyen, man. The way he shifted from the sublimely ridiculous “Bye rock! Y…