Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

The show will never be funnier than when they all told the story from their own POV and had an actual ostrich play the part of Dee...

It's totally aliens. Honestly, aliens are less scary to me than someone or some group of people who would do this. 

hey there, long-time Deadspin reader, first-time commenter. And longtime fan of Texas HS football, so I can shed some light on this.

Reads Title ... $0. They do their chores for the privilege of living with their parents. They have never expressed a need to want to purchase anything themselves. In fact, I have mentioned to them that they could do things for money and they go, “No. The house has Netflix and food. I’m fine.”

Management Stooge #1: Man, I really don’t want to lead this meeting. Telling half the staff they are fired is going to be terrible. You got lucky.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

Overactive bladder causes a sudden urge to urinate. The urge may be difficult to stop, and overactive bladder may lead to the involuntary loss of urine (urge incontinence).

That’s just from memory but I think it was something close to that. I recall it was the only time that Joaquin broke a little - he let himself smile at that line.

“Well Joaquin, sorry you couldn’t be with us here tonight.”

I feel a little bad for Ashton? Like he was dumb but... it happens. Life is complicated. It seems like Demi had her own struggles with addiction and that is not the same as cheating, but, it is a strain, and it gets hard to continually support someone when they relapse over and over and over and you never know if it’s…

wrong guy

Thank you, that is very kind of you to say.

Pitchers of brewers do often lead to forgetting, as well as a struggle to score.

I’m a Brewers fan.

Thank you, Mr. President!

Bet he didn’t see that coming.