As someone who has listened to most episodes of the podcast, I’ve been glad to hear them relax their defensiveness about Obama and imply (and sometimes outright admit) that he was too cautious in various respects. I understand the basis for your hatred of the podcast, and I’m aware of the hosts’ shortcomings, but I…

All the mothers agreed: The highlight of the playdate was when little Paul decided to dress up in his father’s suit and pretend the ball pit was a conference room. 

I’m going to guess that the guys who worked for the Obama administration know a little more about what was going on during that time than the guy who writes uber snarky columns for an online blog.

There is nothing that Splinter hates more than another liberal media outlet that is younger and prettier.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I just don’t understand the culture these days.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

I think we’re missing the boat on Blind Melon, mainly because of the untimely death, guitar noodling, drug-influenced lyrics, scatting, aimless musical direction...

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Scabbers!

Jesus Christ is there anything that the dipshit writers on this site actually approve of?  The Newsroom was....fine.  It wasn’t fantastic by any stretch but it wasn’t the Real Housewives either.  It was a serious show about serious adult stuff, which is better than 90% of television out there.  

I think it was the guy who bought Donna’s dress- but the reveal was a real blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment.

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

“This looks really bad...but we know he can masturbate to completion,” argued Patriots owner Bobby Two-Strokes*. “Surely, I can still find something for him to do.”

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now