This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Something something something...

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Good gracious. Can’t anyone be redeemed? The guy was on the wrong side of the power dynamic during the pussy tape and clearly was trying to just get through to the segment. He sounded uncomfortable too. He lost his job and it probably would feel pretty shitty to have the national media jump on you - to any of us.…

What victims?

As shown,a pic of Kevin’s car prior to the accident:

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

I’m torn when i see things like this. Initially you say “well....stupid questions by stupid pressers get stupid replies...” but then....This is a grown-ass woman hitting a ball for a living. She’s not waiting on tables. She’s not some Doctor relieving a brain aneurysm. She’s not trying to feed 4 hungry kids while…

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”