As a fellow Andrew, that’s the thinking that’s gotten me this far.

A jury of nine women and three men

Using his logic, Target has stolen tens of thousands of dollars from me over the year. They have NEVER bought anything from me! There’s yuge trade deficit with Target! Now, I’ve put on a 25% tariff from everything I buy from Target. That’ll show me!

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

Must have been one hell of a bowl of soup

“if you donated to Inslee or Hickenlooper”

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

Anderson captures the essence of that character so well. i see my own mum when i watch his performance. it is so real and fucking good.

Forehead in Ohio

Uhhhh....can’t really help with the downpayment, but if you need a groundskeeper....

The perfect place to write the next great American novel? Or the perfect place to film the next season of American Horror Story?

You and Shawn King both. 

Here comes there inevitable GIF thread...