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History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

This was my recent I-suppose-the-internet-really-is-worth-it revelation:

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

“See? I told you.”

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

oh no, Marlins Man has a child army now

Hadn’t heard until this comment, so I went looking. Damn.

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

Two stories on barfing vultures in one day?

They’re not making a sign with a dead bird, idiot!

Here, have a bear

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

“Hi, my name is, uh, Nat Limetart, and I’m very interested in this opportunity. Oh, and I’d also be interested in doing some coaching, too.”

“That’s probably a little bit unheard of and a little bit unique, but I think this is a place where that would be appreciated.”

What kind of moron would be such a hypocrite, right?

Antifash Gordon has been quick to do his homework today.