That’s a relapse.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

Not gonna lie, it took me a while to realize Some Peon wasn't the soccer man's name.

WOAH! Please tag “NSFW”. I mean, jeez...SPLOOSH. Amirite?

Please use his official picture.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Not sure that’s a heckle as much as a “hey we’re in this dystopian nightmare together and also one of us is probably being targeted for assassination by our home government so fuck this let them pay us to be millionaire cheerleaders”.

Don’t cry, Kanter. No matter what the Knicks do, there’s someone who will always want you.

Mike D’Antoni offered this as one of the things as one of things that went through Tucker’s mind:

I love how Vonleh is so confused that he doesn’t want to touch it at first either. Pure gold...

The new stadium’s precise name hasn’t yet been revealed; something like American Family Field just sounds way too squeaky-clean though, doesn’t it?

This guy approves, I always assumed by how much he struck out, he was a heavy drinker

Comiskey hasn’t been the White Sox home for 16 years, but in parts of Chicago, you’d never know that

In Houston we have Minute Maid Park because when you think of Houston you think orange juice.

Shouldn’t it be Milwaukee’s Best Park?

...just when I am finally semi-comfortable calling it Colectivo instead of Alterra someone’s got to go and pull this shit.  Changes like this are hard and I do not like it.

As a a Milwaukeean, I think the change sucks, but I get it. At least American Family is a Wisconsin based company. I’ve seen a number of people sign petitions to keep the name, clearly they don’t understand how money works. There’s also a gofundme page, where I guess the money goes to MillerCoors?  

so he’s 3-13 on beefs with the Blazers.
Sounds about right for him.