Don’t be a loud heckler. 

Two writers owed money to Placido Polanco.

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

So the only modern superhero movie you have seen is Wonder Woman?

This exactly. There was so much outcry when Dark Knight wasn’t nominated that they literally changed the category to allow for a more representative group of nominees. Black Panther was absolutely one of the 10 best movies of the year and deserves to be here. 

He’s a boorish, barely-literate, misogynistic, cheese-brained old racist who managed to convince 62 million people that he was fit to be President.

Because penis.

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

In the Netflix version- did anyone else kind of freak at the guy who said that after they were told to just go get tents he said ‘we didn’t want neighbors so we started destroying, ripping, and pissing on beds in the tents around us ” or words to that effect? I found that chilling- how many of those types are out…

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

This is something you would think would be in the article (this is not a knock on Gabe as I am not his target audience). I don’t particularly care about UFC and I assumed someone that did would know right where to find it.

“Illegal strike on vulnerable opponent.”

Reminds me of Shawn Kemp.

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

I think my favorite part was at the very beginning of the episode: