We need to work on our wall priorities. Mexico is awesome and I, like many Americans, quite enjoy going there. How many people ever say that about an outer-outer-Minnesota suburb?

She said this was nothing more than young people wearing “a bunch of red, white and blue, supporting their president.

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

 (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐☆-☆ / (⌐☆_☆)

yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

Yeah, but Kyrie’s won a championship.  Compared to the other guys, he’ll always have an edge.

“We are getting crushed!” Mr. Trump told his acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, after watching some recent coverage of the shutdown, according to one person familiar with the conversation. “Why can’t we get a deal?”

“Why can’t we get a deal?” -

You’d think that there would be a spike in interest...

Anyone who played for The Bucks under Herb Kohl (1988-2014), except for Ray Allen and Giannis, is a prime “remember that guy”. Vin Baker, Michael Redd, Joe Morgan, Larry Sanders, Tractor Taylor, Glenn Robinson, Tim Thomas, the list goes on and on.

I feel like every time Giuliani speaks, Mueller has to fill out paperwork for an extra month. 

I’ll always love Tiafoe for “It can’t be that good!!”

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

The only thing I terrorize is the rim

I get that people digest content differently based on a million different factors. I get that victims and those close to them (rightly) can’t tolerate jokes about this shit, but... I can’t be the only person who remembers how critical that skit was of Kelly.