That is not how I expected the ref to look.

“Don’t jump”.

He noticeably didn’t say that they weren’t trying to assassinate him.  Oof.

This and your handle makes for a perfect comment.  

It’s heartwarming to see some really nice and thoughtful sentiments from your parents while immediately next to the comments the most popular piece is about things that we got stuck in our rectums this year. Nice.

A-fucking-men.  Sincerity looks awful on them.  

That and the ice looks cold.  Otherwise, yeah, NHL stardom.

Have you met America right now?

Judging by how long it took her to get prepared to fight I would guess that she was anything but Russian

Jesus Christ

Settle down Mr. Loder.  Go back to bed.  

And now I’m going down a Skip to My Lou internet wormhole....see you tomorrow work.  

Thank goodness the caption to the first picture advises where to look or I never would have found him.

Its fine.  We were already drunk and peed in them before you got here.  

“I felt the water and it was WET!!’

Florida 

WHACK....WHACK...WHACK...

When did the other three fans come on board?

Agreed.  If she had wanted to be known she would be known. Good on her and leave her alone. 

Would have expected a Hawkeye to see that coming..