Will there be cake?

It’s extremely rude to point this out. Also, I wouldn’t want to risk getting clocked by one of those hooves.

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Like everything else in society today, Facebook is 100% to blame.

Just another reason that the institution of marriage disgusts me. It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community. It’s about the ring. And the dress. And the perfectly-choreographed ceremony. And the photos. And the careful…

Mike Curtis of the Baltimore Colts once dropped a fan like a sack of dirt with a clothesline shot as the idiot was running full stride across the field during a game. According to George Plimpton, the guy lost his job, his girl, and it wouldn’t surprise me if his dog bit him around that time, too. But outside of the…

Are we playing Monopoly? Cause yeah, I’d be more concerned if the table didn’t get flipped.

Yes, but I fail to see how a condom helps in this situation.

I don’t see how felony charges stick. There is too much ambiguity (e.g., the USC player appears to be running in a straight line and the WSU student ran in front of the USC player; the USC player can readily argue he just reacted to someone who unexpectedly ran in front of him) and, as others have noted, the WSU…

Should’ve kept his head on a swivel.

He’s the kind of person that flips board games over during family game night.

No. That is evidence that one man ran in front of another running man and was knocked down. Also, an attorney would point out in court the first man was not authorized to be running in that spot, while the second man was.

Yeah where I’m from that’s just good hustle

We won’t have these overly dramatic Wazzu fans complaining once Kirk Schulz guts the performing arts programs. 

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

You know of what you speak. Casey’s has the edge on Breakfast Pizza. But not by much. I fell in love with that concept when I moved here. I am very over it.

Ironically, in the “shitty, but fast” pizza category, I’ve found that the winner is Kum and Go. As a food snob, I’m as shocked as anyone.

If you haven’t had it, Giordano’s is a life experience to be checked off. It’s not so much a pizza, as a 3-day commitment.

I hadn’t gotten Papa John’s in a while prior to that but after his comments about it I decided I’d never order from there again. He is a garbage human being who shames the rest of humanity by being the same fucking species as the rest of us.

I personally stopped buying their trash pizza (they were so close to my old place and the only pizzeria with a website, that delivered) when he came out with his rancid take on Obama-Care.
Maybe Ol’ PapaJohnalous should start looking to his own dumbassness for their declining sales.