Fuck Marrero, you know since little league you don’t pass another base runner.

Poverty+substance abuse=high crime rates. I know it’s nice to think whites are committing all the crime and that indigenous people are only helpless victims but it’s just not the casee

You ever heard of a woman who could explain what her car is doing?

A fitting end

Kellyanne Conway with a bag over her head

Never heard of ya

I do my political research through stories shared on Facebook

Baboon

I’m offended that you’re offended that they’re offended

Good old heartland values and shit...But mostly shit. These people talk all nice and friendly to your face and talk shit behind your back. I know because I was born and raised in this shithole.

Omaha isn’t any better

I hate seeing girls fight

One of them should’ve been wearing northface

I think an honest adaptation of the dune books would be too intelligent for modern audiences. I think a Michael Bay’s Dune would be more profitable, and awful.

This might be the best joke played on Americans since Orson Wells’ war of the worlds radio broadcast

Damn you to hell. How dare you equate the king of beers to that garbage

Nobody should love anyone enough to give them that big of a ring

Lighten up

Running down the street would be a totally different context.

I think you might be reading to far into his statement.