This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

Hush hush, shut up now

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

Actually my impression of Corvette drivers, at least around here, don’t drive like assholes. F150, BMW, Audi and white commercial van drivers are all worse.

“Trump’s blacks”? Even if you don’t, it’s pretty obvious most(?) thinking something like this actually have “the N-word” in mind.

Can we start a Gofundme to pay her for extra triggering ? Like enough to cause a stroke?

Memo:

Does that make Ben Carson Buffalo Butt?

Tug on the bartender’s shirt to get his attention. He’s probably busy goofing off on Facebook and will be grateful that you alerted him of your presence.