Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

So basically, a Democrat has to be perfect in every way and a Republican can be as shitty as he wants to be. Great way to screw the country.

And Trump’s cabinet consists of half the Goldman Sachs management.

How about Putin marionette?

I would say this: 15 years ago, gay/trans jokes didn’t make anybody uncomfortable. People told them, and *some people* told ones that really were insightful, but for most comedians they were just low hanging fruit, at best. People joked about trans folks (for example) because it was a safe, vanilla way to get some…

“Allowed”!? He was paid $60 million! He was paid more than you or I will make in multiple lifetimes!

Dude, just a few days ago you wrote an entire piece about how that white painter chick couldn’t paint the Till painting.

What I honestly cannot wrap my head around are the white voters who flipped from voting for Pres. Obama to voting for Trump. That takes cognitive dissonance to a whole new level.

The first amendment is what justifies the protests.

Kinda justifies those Berkeley protests, doesn’t it. The man was a wingnut welfare recipient. He had no right to have a book deal. He had no right to do a tour. He was a distributor of hate speech and a poster boy for the far right.

The academy hates anime. Frankly, they hate anything that isn’t Disney, meaning Zootopia is pretty much guaranteed to win.

I’m confused. Because he hasn’t experienced institutional racism, he should be treated poorly due to his race?

I’m sure the lack of enthusiasm that the DNC, its support system, and its donors felt for Bernie Sanders had nothing to do with the fact he was an Independent for 40 years—one who switched to the Democratic party solely to make his run easier.

No National Committee is going to nominate a candidate who gets his ass handed to him by 4 million votes. Accept that. Let that fact take root in your fragile psyche.

Someone tell ME why ALL THE OTHER REPUBLICANS couldn’t stop a man that shouldn’t have been elected Chief Pussygrabber at a Pussygrabbers’ Convention where he was the only candidate.

Correction: there was one e-mail chain in which two DNC staffers talked vaguely about spreading some anti-Bernie article (an article that no one has actually found/identified) via undisclosed/undecided means.

“I don’t see your argument re: debates at all. There were 26 Democratic primary debates/forums in 07-08, including 6 with just Clinton and Obama. in 2015-16 there were only 9 (5 just Clinton/Sanders).”

Because she got more votes in the primaries? I voted for Bernie Sanders in the MO primary by the way. Did the Democratic establishment prefer a longtime member with tons of experience and fairly Obama-style moderate views over the extremely liberal independent from Vermont (yes I know he caucuses with the party)? Yes.…

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?