I’ve worked for my company for almost 9 years now. I’ve worked with my current boss for all of that time, though only directly on his team for the past few.

surely you mean Manannan

Our agent. Everything else last time worked out unusually well, but even after meeting her and deciding she seemed to know what she was talking about, we started having a good number of annoyances and issues with her. This ranged from minor annoyances (the growing number of questions about where we go to church and…

Fear of missing out is why i sit slumped over my PC all day refreshing Twitter and checking Youtube at the office. Can’t afford to not read an article or retweet a joke.

Liberty and justice for all.

Been there! They’re quite interesting and weird. All the locals fucking hate them, they had to get cameras installed because of all the defacings that have happened. Interesting story behind it all though.

I backed this game and was Citizen #281. Three years later my account is closed after I requested a refund.

A few months back i saw a Prius with an aftermarket exhaust.

A cop that wanted to drag race.

my first thought was “who’s being cast as the horse?”

“Cit-ro-en” have you literally never watched an episode of top gear to get that one down?

many a year ago my (now) wife and I volunteered to take part in a condom study. after measuring my dick FOR SCIENCE they them shipped us a load of condoms and, after each use, we had to fill out an online form about what we did, how it worked out, whether the condom did fine, etc. FOR SCIENCE.

oi for real, there’s a child at the end of... at least one of the endings I guess, and if at least 50% of players didn’t try to kill that one specifically then you’re weird.

Lincoln Towncar.

We got one of these. It did, in fact, change my life: it taught me to be able to sleep through lights going on in the room.

We got one of these. It did, in fact, change my life: it taught me to be able to sleep through lights going on in…

Pfft, I live in Atlanta. You can’t beat the dystopia I’ve got.

Started scanning through these looking forward to what Tommy Craggs said

Growing up, we lived in a partially-finished but planned out subdivision. It took them probably a decade to complete it, but in the interim all the roads were laid out and the individual plots were forested. This led to huge, sprawling games of hide and seek for probably 8 of us around my age.

Doesn’t have Plymouth gin, list invalidated.

He was delicious.