i’m the copper clitoris

That one time when Chris Evans resigned.

So in order, here’s what the show gave us.

I love Kingsley, the thing is perfectly hilarious.

It’s funny because it really underlined that Evans and Leblanc are the biggest issue right now.

Hillary is an accomplished politician. Congrats to her on clinching the Democratic nomination for president. She is, however, representative of the corporate-connected politicians I’ve been voting against since I turned 18.

it’s also not on Steam

itt we let our neuroses get the better of us

ok, speaking as a member of the Illuminati, I am legit on board with the Willie Nelson Elementary School idea.

Anyone else remember King Ralph?

After the success of last year’s effort, which they tried to turn into an actual thing, Hyperkin are back again with another “haha OK but I really want one of these” ideas. This time it’s for a handheld Turbograx-16 that would play the old console’s HuCards. Yes please.

Oh for real, this is excellent advice. It’s easy to set goals but similarly easy to lose track of why you set those goals. So I spent time almost every day looking at the whys of my life.

You ever see that episode of Black Mirror that David Cameron made true?

So... use rice?

Oh for real, I’ve been doing this for years now. Get the blinds all closed everywhere, the general household lockdown, make sure coffee is set for in the morning, and then I drink myself to sleep. Sometimes I change it up by crying too.

Don’t forget Double Midgetation!