If the service is free, you’re the product.

“Insane”, you say?

Let’s say you wanted to be able to whip up a few decent cocktails for a little light entertaining, but have limited space for storing bottles (a smallish cabinet, top of the fridge, etc).

holy shit this is my dreamcar, and in my city, and for around the price I was expecting to pay to get one imported in 5 years or so.

if you’re not using SPECIAL then you get an automatic -1 to Wisdom.

dammit, now i have to spend the rest of the work day with this erection.

I love Roadkill and I know the advertising matters a lot, but shit’s been way too easy on them since they got that Dodge sponsorship.

=(

Brendan Rogers is a Goddamn Moron, film at 11.

Back in college I was buying a new car stereo. After talking with one of the sales guys about it I had a question he couldn’t answer without opening up a box. He got one, opened it, and confirmed my question... except for that he’d gotten the nicer model. He asked if I still wanted it anyway. “Err, it’s $60 more,…

I don’t see a listing for a Chrysler that’s As Big As A Whale (and about to set saaaail). :colbert:

I have to share this one i found a while back.

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A “Joshua Duggar” of Fayetteville, AR is listed in the ashley madison leak as having made payments to AshMad from 12/2012 - 10/2014.

Aww yeah, you know i love breaking out the freakweasel.

Childbirth.

i usually just sober up?

Is that the front or the back?