jesus christ NYP, why not just rebrand as The Sun and throw in the Page 3 girls and be done with it.

Think of how ridiculously coddled these QBs are that their teams to go that amount of effort to prepare the balls for them. That the NFL even allows it, too. Mind blowing.

Sorry, back to work then.

Bless this person for turning their phone.

Feign interest, but be careful not to look enthusiastic.

It looks like these guys from the Source video.

So, here's me hoping that he has a good few years in MLS and moves on to coaching/managing the new upcoming Atlanta team so I can hang out with him and be best buds. <3

Alright, well, you know. Let's think of the positives here. Clearly mistakes were made, and now the team can go back and try to correct it. Too late to cry over spilled barbecue sauce, right?

Replacing a toilet. After being an idiot and cracking the tank on ours it just seemed worthwhile to replace the whole damn thing.

Almost afterglow-ish, really.

So this is what it takes to stop shitty movies.

Oh hey, another article for my list.

A team with a great deal of history from a working-class town and a strong, hyper-loyal fanbase, which looks incredible every few years and rarely fails to completely and totally disappoint.

Welp, guess Jalopnik has switched to constant fellation of the C7 Corvette to the same treatment for the Hellcat.