Turns out, this is how Whelan made the fortune that let him buy the club.

I fucking love this sport. It's a great game, AND has better drama hilarity than any Mexican soap opera.

My wife is from Utah and the whole cultural thing there. She escaped the Mormon church, but brought her skill at making Funeral Potatoes with her.

What percentage of you does the staff agree are secretly furries?

Not Johnny B!!!!

literally me right now

On the way.

Ahem.

Step One, call the NSA and chat about having visited Pakistan recently.

Oooh, better answer. Mooney M20, 278mph max.

Does it have to be a ground vehicle? Engine runs, needs batteries, last flown 10/14/14. $15k, buy it now. 220mph.

Three words:

Oh shit i just got sued

You mean... coitus?

Yeah but my tablet doesn't have multiple screens so who cares.

Looks like it's the opossum around here but I see loads of armadillos.

Can it do separate wallpapers for multiple monitors yet, though? I mean DisplayFusion is cool and all but this really should have been an obvious built in feature two or three versions ago.

"Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"