This is surveillance camera footage of a fight at a Manchester railway station on March 2, 2013,but only made public this week.

"Dear Penthouse. I never thought this would happen to me..."

Same, I've given up on it.

I have a tight, legible, one-page resume. Never let me down when it counted. Which so far has been once but shut up.

Next week on Antiviral...

You'll never believe what Deadspin article just made me CREAM my pants!

Yeah, because FUCK CONCUSSIONS, this one actually caught on with social media!

I mean... do you not?

Passwords are like underwear. Change them often, don't leave them laying around for anyone to see, and try not to share them.

Ughh, another example of the pitfalls of copyright, and yet this one stemming from legality meant to protect against abuses, counter-abused by this fuckwad site.

"Good morning, how are you feeling? I've got your medication for you, this week it comes courtesy of 30,000 teenagers masturbating to Jennifer Lawrence. Enjoy!"

That sound you hear is millions of fantasy footballers weeping.