Does "making love" not only count for biological / living sex partners? Pretty sure when you're down to humping the mattress or other furniture any pretense of emotional involvement is out the window.
A boner? It just feels like an extra bit that gets stiff and uncomfortable if it stays so for too long. But the feeling isn't the important part, it's living with it that's the issue.
Do escape plans count? Because it's a tad difficult to get more badass than the Colditz Cock, the glider built in secret within Colditz prison by, amongst many others, the guy who later developed the first consumer AWD and did some F1 racing besides, Lt. Tony Rolt. Tragically (fortunately) they were rescued before…
Forwarding this to my wife and all her most attractive friends immediately.
Qualification #1: Is smart enough to stay in the fucking car.
Because you don't give a shit?
You're right, I'm sorry, I meant manlet.
For real. Fantasy Football is an iconic institution, and seeing it ruined by some manchild just destroys the experience of being a fat, stat-fetishist frat boy "living" the "dream" of "managing" a team in the game.
Given the reputation of game testing as a career, what keeps you from going home and eating a bullet on any given evening?
One, laffo at anyone believing this
What?!
Setting aside cheesesteaks, to what city are you most likely to make a pilgrimage to gorge yourself on their iconic food?
Kid, why don't you go to grandma's? Mom and dad need some alone time.
Implanted falsified memories in a woman's head so she's never realize she wasn't who she thought she was.