As part of his making amends, Elizabeth Warren should get to kick him in the balls

Somewhere I read a comment with a suggestion that I would love to see:

I see his career parallels that of his doppelganger Elijah Wood. He has had his big fantasy series that everyone loves and wants to talk to him about, but now he does a few oddball Indie movies with the occasional weird little TV series. He and Dan are almost the same person.

I mean, the substantiation is that they were in China and are now sick. He never claimed that it was a verified fact that they had COVID-19... in case you need a refresher on what the word “may” means.

Yes, but it involves being quarantined in a small capsule that some diver in Thailand said wouldn’t work.

Tell whoever is holding you at gunpoint and making you be here that you need a snack.

Then where’s my Houston news?

Patrick, does this update do anything to address any of the annoying technical glitches that are common across Kinja sites? For example, when a comments section just doesn’t load for an article even if you refresh a dozen times, or when scrolling down a page too far automatically loads the next published article?

That’s for blasphemy.

(Other than that, though, I completely agree. Just let it be, Hollywood)

the latter of great import to get right on Indy 5, considering the horror that is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

Maybe if he wasn’t just a big dumb idiot about 10 months away from a life-time of bit parts in Seth Rogen and James Franco stoner comedies I’d feel sorry for him. He’s someone who I’ve found people defending as talented yet they can’t actually share any of the material they’re defending because... it doesn’t actually…

please be better than season 2

I feel like this has the potential to be the final season. The way the trailers have been make it seems like the entire series is building to an endgame this coming season. Which I think might be fore the best. I can’t imagine Westworld being really good if it lasted 8 or 9 seasons. First season was world building,…

Again, it’s riding into nowhere 

For a second I thought that the notion of Colin Jost’s memoir being called “A Very Punchable Face” was just a typically lame William Hughes joke, but... no, it actually is called that! Man, don’t you just hate it when celebrities preemptively take the fun out of mocking them by possessing a modicum of self awareness?

The headline is pretty terrible.

I think it falsely implies her murder only matters because she once dated Carey.