Wow, installation of a wind turbine is an amazing erection.

To be frank, we could do with about 50 fewer Christmas songs than we currently have.

The one-two punch of:

I spent five years working for a radio station in the late 1990s. One of the ones that play nothing but Christmas music from the day after Thanksgiving, right up until January 2nd, when regular programming begins anew.

When I would got a request from a listener, you want to know which song it was? I’d wager that in at…

“But that will hardly stop Mrs. Featherington...”

Ocean’s 11 holds up like a motherfucker. It’s just so effortless and charming and silly.

This time, Sonny shot first.

What I want from the Secretary of Defense is a competent individual, with a lot of experience in the DoD, who understands the department and who is going to follow the lawful orders of the President.  Flourney is that.  If we want to stop forever wars, we do that by pressing the Commander-in-Chief and Congress to stop…

I’ve read lots of epically stupid Jezebel posts, but this has to up there. By the logic of this article it wouldn’t be good to have a woman President either, since they’d be “complicit in US imperialism.” You know there will be a Secretary of Defense no matter what, right? And they aren’t going to hire a peace…

Look up the Heidi Game in 1968, which was a huge fiasco for NBC. That’s why they probably kept the game on and didn’t switch channels. They honestly should have started the game an hour earlier. 

i think, unfortunately, most stand up is going to be sloppy for a while. dave’s probably the most in-practice comic going thanks to him just putting on his own shows all summer, but it’s still not enough to keep the mechanism fresh.

I don’t see Biden being so present in the news over the next four years that SNL would feel obliged to keep Carey on speed-dial.
But I feel dumb now for not realizing that the Ace Ventura ‘loser’ was the payoff the whole time. Seeing it now, it’s so obvious and as a one-time thing, it works.

Taking the piss out of themselves with the return of Kate McKinnon’s sad piano was a pretty great touch, all told.

As long as they are bringing back old cast members, I think they should bring back Jason Sudeikis as Biden!

Kenan Thompson. And they never make any reference or acknowledgement about his race.

I know people around here are tired of Alec Baldwin, but I also got a kick out of his soulful rendition of ‘Macho Man.’

“Have McKinnon try it" seems to be the default for modern-day SNL impressions so that's probably the way it'll go. 

Chappelle’s monologue was... seriously mixed for me.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

I will always think of Nicholas Hoult as the boy in “About a Boy”. He was just a kid and so good. Just heartbreaking. It always makes me think "Good for him!!" when I see him in other things. He turned out so handsome! And so talented!