They were probably told by someone that they’ll just be visible from the knee/thigh up, so anything below won’t be seen. But this wasn’t coordinated with the camera operator I guess.

This was a state court.

At this point, though, no picnics posted about on social media will ever be safe again.

Your headline erroneously implies that a Facebook group where members pretend to be ants was ever on the rails to begin with.

Fools.

That’s a much more functional family life than I thought Madsen would end up with!

Um, the NPR story as I understand it (and having read it) is not an “investigation” of the claims — more of a repeat of her initial story to NPR, Katie Halper, and the Intercept article which were the equivalent of a Trumpian “people are saying” piece of written and spoken work.

It’s like the concept of “douchebag” grew ten heads and unbottoned one more button on its shirt.

He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT going to wake up from a nightmare involving his parents being shot, and a huge bat swooping in. Once he wakes up and composes himself, he’ll walk over to a huge window overlooking the city and stare pensively out for a while, before a swoop cut shows him heading down to the cave.

What’s always confused me is how this kid Peter Parker became Spider-Man. How did he get those astonishing powers? What motivates him? Seriously, why don’t they ever tell that story?

I know we’re sick of origin stories in general, but I still want to point out that there’s only been one movie with a Batman origin story. Though, yeah, they usually still found a reason to show the Waynes getting shot. 

This is one dumb motherfucking hill to die on.

“Then again, he also says that he thinks Bernie Sanders should drop out of the primaries and hand the Democratic nomination to Joe Biden, which is also not going to be an especially popular position”

Disney announces new release dates for Marvel’s next phase, Mulan, and Indiana Jones 5

A genius who wandered late into music, made a huge impression, then walked away early on entirely his own terms. Iconic.
RIP.

“We’re still out.” - the jury, on that one

I wish there was a super hero where they eat canned beans. I want to know how to cook canned beans.

The scary part is those images are from almost a week ago, which means we’re well past the horny Lion King characters stage. One can only imagine what new horrors are yet to come.

Jar Jar Binks must be pissed that he was created when people didn’t like Star Wars blatantly chasing the cutesy, kid-friendly shit.