How tone deaf can you be?

What kind of Kinja dark magic is this?!!

Who stood out? Was it Kamala Harris? I hope it was Kamala Harris.

I don’t get the misguided love this person got over some wonderfully timed platitudes. Her mindless vaccine takes and bullshit pseudoscience background are more than enough to dismiss her as a cuckoo for cocoa puffs numpty head who fooled more people than I thought possible.

Fair thee well, you Voltron of Moderate Naysayers and Mini Bidens. May the cable news network commentor bull pen and Barnes and Nobles book tours serve you well.

Yeah, it wasn’t Kamala Harris. 

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

Bryan:

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

Ray, if they want to tamper, I say let them tamper. This is America for gods sake

Dude, they don’t read Deadspin. They’re on Breitbart Sports.

The fact that RBG thinks you shouldn’t pack the court despite the fact that it would result in her being in the majority more often is in fact pretty “Girl boss-y RBG”.

You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

The average height of military personnel in the United States is anywhere between 5 foot nine and 6 feet tall. The average weight is about 180 pounds, give or take.

Can they use the troops? I bet the troops would win.

To compensate, he should get a Winnie the Pooh patch. 

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.