In true Dead Letters fashion, the caller ended his rant, “And you better believe I’m calling with a Samsung Galaxy S8+ on Verizon, motherfuckers.”

Why on earth does the president of the Seattle Supersonics fan club live in Virginia with a Georgia-based cell number?

Now he’s going to jail, meanwhile, the Thunder just keep blowing themselves up. 

If only you’d had some warning that the 2019 Lion King wasn’t worth seeing!

A Mandarin is actually a bureaucrat from imperial China, Korea, and Vietnam. It’s like calling a villain “the Vizier” or “the Leader.” Which, you know, Marvel has done.

It also makes the Marvel / True Detective Universe confusing as hell.

Damn it Laserface1242 and your encyclopedic knowledges of Marvel silliness that rivals my own! I knew you would be the one to beat me to posting about how Doctor Strange’s girlfriend once banged Ben Franklin.

100 percent agree. I loved it in the theater and I still love it now.

To many people got pissed at this twist. I loved it. Came clear out of left field, and that's what made it so great.

It was probably one of the greatest plot twists in the history of the MCU.

I do hope we get to see Trevor again. As far as we know he’s still being held captive by the real Mandarin, so there’s a chance.

Nothing but respect for MY Mandarin. 

Or, maybe you’re just full of shit.

After how messy last season got, I was really unclear on if they could salvage the show, but I have to say the way they’ve realized the outside world looks incredibly interesting and there’s no better way to reel me in than with Aaron Paul’s baby face. I’m still cautious and I can’t imagine Nolan and co. make the…

No apology necessary. Good comment. 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I'm amazed you couldn't fit more puns in there. Maybe your writing team is unders-Taft.

Truman, you can Carter off to jail, but Grant me this: If you just Fillmore prison cells, it won’t solve anything. It would be-Hoover to reform her ways, so we should Taylor the punishment to the crime.

“Do you want me to come down fast or slow?”

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”