Nature of the game when you’ve got ambitionz az a wridah.

Samer> Deadspin is vastly better since you came along. I’m trying to keep what is left of my health in tact, thus, it is hard to keep up on Kinja. You, Diana, and your takes on Semenya (against the typical Deadspin commentriate discourse) deserve respect.

Jimmy Colbert #1!!!!

Kenan Thompson: [Nervously chuckles to mask regret for offering to sell soul to get on SNL]

Jimmy Fallon is a hack that nearly ruined every good SNL skit that he was inexplicably included in.  He is insufferable and every night I say a silent prayer for every teacher who had to put up with his spastic crap when he was a kid

For the sake of not posting the same reply to 30 people: thanks to everyone who clarified. I’d missed the fact that only part of Smith’s contract is guaranteed, and that the Cavs stretched that number.

Looking forward to it.

If you ask Nike, yes

Yes, that is the joke ;)

Or a remake of Romeo and Juliet where one of them doesn’t actually die at the end.

I only read it for the articles, though

Actually, that does sound like a high-level celebrity fetish thing. “What if Donald Glover and Bey kissed... and then did it under a waterfall... but the whole time they were both like, giant cats who fucked?

John Wick was the highlight among the wide studio releases.

It’s just the AV Club once again caving in to pressure from the big studios!

Y’know what I remember from Lion King more than anything? COLOR! Deep, rich color that matched the mood of whatever scene was happening. The vibrant reds of “Circle of Life”, the fun pastels of “Just Can’t Wait To Be King”, the harsh desaturated purples of the elephant graveyard, the dark, foreboding blues of Scar and…

I’m really, really curious to hear the opinions of both an adult who’s never seen the original and a child who’s never seen the original. I just can’t imagine that this movie works without both facial expressions and prior knowledge of the og’s sense of fun and theatricality. Such a weird concept right from the get-go.

Remember how the originals were like the tentpole films for Disney each year? This is the third remake released this year alone.

Around here "F" is usually reserved for things that are so bad they're worth checking out though.

From the various Twitter reactions I’ve seen, one’s enjoyment of this film will be proportional to how much they obsess over Donald Glover and Beyonce.