Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

They gave the same impenetrable statement to every outlet that asked, for what it’s worth.

It’s from the Italian capovaccaio, meaning “white Egyptian scavenger vulture,” an avian species widely known for its prevarication.

I was trying to figure if it was an MCU reference I wasn’t getting.

(“cap” means “lie”)

I’m just surprised he’s a big fan of a show about families. 

is worthy of nothing but praise and admiration. It’s why and for whom the team is ultimately doing all of that in service of that’s the problem.

Billy is 100% convinced that ol’ Gerry is still going to be Messi’s successor at Barca. 

I’m hoping Blops 5 will be written as IIII

I think this is a red herring.

I think this is a red herring. Splinter only trots out this logic because they think everyone not named Bernie shouldn’t even be in the race, protestations to the contrary notwithstanding.

Please use the “Jennifer” meme after all future headlines. My name is Jennifer and this article has that personal touch that most articles are missing and I really appreciate it. Thx.

I am fucking stanning the blazers and I will fight you tech bros wherever you are if you can find me I don’t know where I am hell yes let’s do some basketball 

I don't agree (I really want to believe but can't) but appreciate your optimism

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

+1 K-Tel cassette from my childhood.

Some, I assume, are good takes.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.