That’s a good edit. All of Canada is forgiven. 

I’m not fifteen anymore, I have no desire to steal from the artists whose content I enjoy. I do as others have suggested: I pick a service, wring it dry, cancel and move on to the next in a cycle. They can kiss my ass if they think I’m going back to the $100 a month shitty cable model but so can anyone who thinks…

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

When do we reach peak streaming? How many services can the average viewer reasonably adopt?

“Tweety Jack"

Nothing, but there’s a type of person who hold liking it as a defining character trait and that’s less than ideal.

It’s this decade’s answer to Friends, in that people like to love The Office more than they actually like the show itself. I mean it’s pretty good, but “most streamed show on Netflix” good???

I mean, they do get to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 2x a year.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

I certainly am not going to watch “Stepmom wants to swallow BBC, part 2” on an irresponsible platform.

45 seconds? Somebody’s a show off :/

Georgia O’Keeffe would bee so excited.

I once had a VHS that had 6 hours of Hot Lesbian Action. It took me three years and 2 VCRs to experience the full 360 minutes.

Great. The answer is great. 

I still don’t know how to feel about Pornhub turning out to be the most socially responsible company of the Internet age.

I only watched 45 seconds of the video because I’ve never watched an entire video on PornHub, and I’m not about to start now.   

Well, the Phoenix saga will now be responsible for killing two different X-Men trilogies! That’s impressive!

Deep.

Dish.

“Sometimes I can eat a whole pizza while watching Marie Kondo and I feel gross afterwards, but pizza tastes so good.”

“When I lose control bad things happen, but it feels good.”