Best skit ever. Give the Asian delegation credit, they saw value in the Wu-Tang Clan and grabbed them.

Neither a Texas Leaguer nor a Baltimore chop could the poor man find!

I’m happy that it’s over for him.

Against the Red Sox too, ha! I, for one, will be totally okay if Chris Davis gets his only hits all season against them.

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

anywhere from six to nine hours.

“(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)“

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

Conversely: Any team that puts their best player back in with 3 minutes to play, down 30, just so he can try to score 60 points deserves to have him fall short.

Truman Peyote would be a great commenter handle.

Surender Nada highly overrated as a one seed. He is definitely going to get taken down by Dr. Trent Artichoker in the next round, or Donald Bullcoming in the Sweet Sixteen. 

LOL, Assuming it’s the same person, Nimrod Shmul is my neighbor and a local bigshot realtor...he’ll be thrilled to learn he’s on this list.

This can’t but have something to do with the next season of The Good Place (writing credit, consultation, guest appearance, Jason plot twist, etc.).

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

Well, the Browns are making good decisions so....end times? Mirror-verse? We’re now in an issue of What If? 

Lol what the fuck is happening

Literally just status. It’s sad.

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.