It’s possible to want more power for the players AND to roll one’s eyes at this type of carefully curated “authenticity.”

He also called Mel Gibson a racist, so that was neat.

Unicorn/Claus 2020.

I just......I really can’t care about these stories. I’m sorry.

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“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

Yup.  This is the millenials’ hair metal-to-grunge transition.  I wonder what fascinating things they will do with flannel.

She wasn’t wrong about AIPAC, but fucking come on, you can’t just say Jews control America through money (“All about the Benjamins”) with no context in a tweet. It was just really, really, really stupid.

Imagine fucking Kevin Durant and Jack Dorsey sitting around like a bunch of fucking assholes, pretending they have anything in common, other than wealth and a bottomless desire to be “cool.”

What Durant is attempting to do is control the narrative like LeBron. The problem is he is so ultra-sensitive and outright combative with the media he doesn’t know how to properly play the game. LeBron has rarely snapped at the media and has used the media to his advantage. Durant creates burner accounts to address…

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.

“Disney: we make a profit because we make all the movies in the world.

You had my hopes up for a minute that there really was a Nutcracker vs. Mothers.

> Remember when you released Nutcracker VS Mothra or whatever that was

To be fair, I don’t think it matters what movie comes out in proximity to this one.

Disney, you’re releasing too many movies. Too many for anyone to care. What are you even doing?

Pshh! You probably forgot about Dre too.

Well duh. This isn’t controversial or unexpected. Why would any business give a platform to an outspoken critic of the product they sell?