Better?

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

I never thought I’d see the day where a pun was deemed too weak and irrelevant even for the Deadspin comments section.

Well, now we all have no recourse but to root for the Falcons to win by four points on an early fourth quarter Julio Jones TD that clearly would have been called back if the Packers had challenged.

C’mon man, Vince Lombardi won 96 games and 2 Super Bowls with no available challenges. Dude’s a Packers legend. 

Tanking for Zion obviously.

I appreciated this effort despite the haters.

Argo fuck yourself?

“I’ve medea my mind up, Jason. Argonaut gonna do it, so fleece stop asking.”

If they want to be considered as a real sport, they're gonna need some CTE.

Most ruthless decimation by a Titan since Infinity War.

Can people please stop with the idea that interns at billion dollar corporations aren’t actually highly qualified entry level employees that the corporation would just rather not pay a fair wage?

What we’re waiting for is Jaguars Junction, and it’s gonna be fucking glorious.

I like to pretend his last name rhymes with Robert. And I like to pretend that my TV is a window instead of a screen. And I like to pretend I have friends.

Absolutely incredible run, and somehow still Joe Buck manages to undersell the moment.  

We are all Titans fans this morning.

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.

Twitans shutting down Rovell >>> Benching Henry on my team last night

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.