Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

The Cleveland Cavaliers suck, the Buffalo Bills suck, the Democrats actually won a few elections, Jim Carrey and Catherine Zeta-Jones are in front of the camera again... maybe somebody finally rebooted the simulation.

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

I think that’s the point

This is a real poem by Leonard Cohen...about Kanye West:

Man, getting sacked three times in a row, who does Carr think he is; Bobby Petrino?

The ex Cleveland Cavaliers Special Assistant to Head Coach LeBron James doesn’t get the respect he deserves.

It’s crazy to think that the 3-6-1 Cleveland Browns are one of the most exciting teams in the league. 

copy editor’s nightmare Anderson .Paak.

Well done.

Yup, that was my exact thought process. Plus they kept referring to it as “Woodergate,” which is the best.

I came here to vote for Papa John but then HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE COLANGELO STORY.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

For a moment I misread the headline and thought there was a woman being a backup goalie, which would have been pretty amazing.

I Dressed As A College Woman In The Capitol

I feel like you really buried the lede here: Jose Calderon is still in the league?!

Leave it to the cubs to sign a guy with character problems. Dude hit Stanton on purpose. Unwritten rules my ass.

And now they don’t have to worry about facing LeBron in the Eastern Conference playoffs! I guess firing the coach was the right move!

But, after winning a franchise-record 59 games and getting the top seed in the East, management decided to go in a different direction following another playoff exit at the hands of LeBron James.